When I think about how it gets exhausting to think of polite ways to explain to people why you aren't married or engaged and yet over the critical point (age 22 or younger in the deep south, it seems), I always need some good comebacks. Unfortunately, while I LOVE this one from "27 Dresses," I couldn't get away with it because my aunt would immediately report this to my mother and all other attendees and the Western hemisphere, thus making my mother's fears (that I'll "embarrass the family" because the cousin who re-married the bigamist after testifying against him in court and who threatened my grandparents with his gun at Thanksgiving is totally legit), but it doesn't mean I can't dream of saying it...
Jane's Aunt: Must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!
"27 Dresses"
Jane: Yes. Then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel SO much better!
"27 Dresses"
